In a shocking turn of events, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) has decided to expel acclaimed actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg due to her alleged “extremist views” and unsavory comments about the Lollipop Guild from the beloved film “The Wizard of Oz.”

This surprising move by SAG highlights the guild’s unwavering commitment to honor and unity, even if it means severing ties with one of its most prominent members.

The controversy ignited when Goldberg, known for her sharp wit and irreverent humor, made a series of tongue-in-cheek remarks about the Lollipop Guild during a late-night talk show appearance.

According to an anonymous source, Goldberg questioned the “integrity and motives” of the Lollipop Guild members, insinuating they were involved in illicit activities, such as hoarding lollipops or secretly ruling over the Munchkin land.

These seemingly innocuous comments, which were clearly intended as playful banter, snowballed into a full-blown scandal. Outraged Munchkin enthusiasts took to social media, demanding that SAG take action against Goldberg for her perceived insults towards their beloved Lollipop Guild.

The hashtag #ProtectTheLollipopGuild trended worldwide, and calls for retribution grew louder with each passing hour.

Under mounting pressure from an army of passionate munchkin aficionados, SAG convened an emergency meeting of its board members.

The guild faced a critical decision: side with Whoopi Goldberg, an accomplished actress and industry icon, or stand by the Lollipop Guild and its devoted followers.

In a statement issued shortly after the meeting, SAG made its position clear. “Guild honor and unity are paramount to us,” the statement read. “While we respect Whoopi Goldberg’s immense talent and contributions to the entertainment industry, we cannot condone any form of disrespect towards our esteemed guild of guilds, particularly the Lollipop Guild. Therefore, we have regrettably decided to expel Ms. Goldberg from the Screen Actors Guild.”

The decision sent shockwaves through Hollywood, with many questioning the guild’s priorities. Critics argue that SAG’s expulsion of Goldberg demonstrates a lack of perspective, as the comments were clearly made in jest and did not warrant such a severe response.

Additionally, detractors suggest that the guild’s stance may set a dangerous precedent, stifling freedom of speech and discouraging artists from expressing their opinions, no matter how satirical or humorous.

Goldberg herself responded to the expulsion with her trademark humor, posting a video on social media where she donned a lollipop hat and thanked her fans for their support.

In her characteristic style, she quipped, “Looks like I won’t be handing out lollipops at the next guild meeting. But hey, who needs guilds when you’ve got your own personal Munchkin army?”

As the fallout continues, supporters of Goldberg and free speech advocates have come together to form the “League of Lollipop Lovers,” a grassroots movement aiming to challenge the perceived overreach of guilds in the entertainment industry.

The movement argues that artistic expression should not be stifled by hypersensitivity or overzealous adherence to tradition.

While the Screen Actors Guild maintains its stance, the industry is left questioning the balance between guild loyalty and individual artistic freedom.

As the Lollipop Guild controversy rages on, one thing is clear: Hollywood will never be the same again.

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