Any parent knows that kids really do say the darnedest things, and there’s never a dull moment when a small child is around! Now, a story is going viral that shows this in the most hilarious way possible.

A group of 4 year-olds were trying to get used to attending school, and the biggest hurdle that they found themselves facing came when their teacher told them that no baby talk would be allowed in her classroom.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she was constantly telling them.

One day, she asked one student,  “Ben, what did you do over the weekend?”

“I went to visit my Nana,” he responded.

“No, you went to visit your grandmother. Use big people words,” the teacher told him.

She then turned to another student named Kevin and asked what he did with his weekend.

“I took a ride on a choo-choo,” Kevin replied.

“No, you took a ride on a train. Use big people words,” the teacher admonished him.

Finally, she turned to a student named Tom and asked what he had done over the weekend.

“I read a book,” the four year-old responded.

“That’s wonderful,” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Tom thought about her question for a second, then he puffed out his chest with great pride and said, “Winnie The Sh*t.”

LOL! How perfect is that?! Any parent will see right away just how accurate this story is. It’s always so funny to see what things little kids pick up on!

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