A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn’t.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more. Much to her chagrin, when she attempted the step, she was still unable to raise her leg. After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she tried a third time to unzip her skirt in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.

About this time, a large Texan who was patiently standing behind the woman picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan smiled and replied with a drawl, “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends.”