Kids can be extremely funny and have some of the most amazing and unexpected things come out of their mouths. They tend to speak their minds without hesitation and often leave the adults around them speechless.

Below are stories of children discussing things with their teacher and their remarkable responses. These stories are sure to leave a smile on your face and help you remember just how amazing kids can be.

1. A kindergarten teacher was walking around her classroom as her students were drawing pictures. When she got to one little girl, the student was working so hard that she didn’t even look up. The teacher asked her what she was drawing, to which the little girl replied, “I’m drawing a picture of God.” The teacher stopped for a minute and told the little girl that no one knows what God looks like. The little girl, without hesitation, replied, “They will in a minute!”

2. A little girl and her teacher were talking about whales one day and the teacher explained to the little girl that a whale couldn’t possibly have swallowed a human because although they are very big, their throats are very small. The girl said, “But Jonah was swallowed by a whale.” The teacher again, explained that it would have been physically impossible for that to happen. The little girl explained that when she got to heaven she was going to ask Jonah if he was swallowed by a whale, to which the teacher responded, “What if Jonah went to hell.” Without missing a beat the little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

3. A Sunday school teacher was teaching the Ten Commandments to her five and six year old class. She explained that one of the commandments told us to honor our father and mother. Then she asked, “Is there a commandment that tells us how we should treat our brothers and sisters?” One little boy (who is the oldest of his siblings) replied, “Thou shall not kill.”

4. A little girl sat watching her mother do the dishes one day when she noticed a white hair sticking out of her mother’s brunette hair. The little girl asked, “Mom, why are some of your hairs white?” The mother explained that every time the little girl did something wrong and makes her unhappy, one of her hairs turns white. The little girl pondered this for a few minutes then asked another question, “If that’s true, why are Grandma’s hairs all white?”

5. A teacher was teacher her class about circulation of blood and explained that if she stood on her head, all of her blood would run into her head and make her face red. Then she asked the class why all the blood didn’t run into her feet when she was standing up. That’s when one little boy quickly shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty!’

6. The children at a Christian school were all lined up in the cafeteria and getting ready to go through the lunch line. At the end of the table was a big pile of apples. A note next to the apples read, “Take only one, God is watching.” At the other end of the table was a large plate of chocolate chip cookies. One little boy quickly wrote a note and left it beside the plate of cookies. It said, “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.’

If these stories brought a smile to your face be sure to share them with your family and friends. Everyone likes a good laugh every now and then.