A woman who was eight months pregnant got on a bus and took a seat. The man across the aisle from her looked at her and smiled. She immediately got up and moved to another seat.

As soon as she sat down, the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. However, the man seemed more amused, so she moved yet again. This time, the man burst out laughing so she complained to the bus driver who had the man arrested.

When the case came up in court, the judge asked the 20-year-old man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.”

He went on to explain that the woman sat underneath a sign that said, “The Doublemint Twins Are Coming” so he grinned. The woman then moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling” so he had to smile.

The woman moved yet again, but sat underneath a deodorant sign that read, “Williams Big Stick Did the Trick” and the man said he could hardly contain himself.

“But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident’ I just lost it,” said the man.

Needless to say, the case was dismissed. Be sure to share this joke with your family and friends because we could all use a good laugh from time to time.