William “Freddie” McCullough tragically passed away last month. Now, the Georgia resident’s obituary is going viral, as people all over the world are touched by the fact that it clearly shows just how much he loved life.

His obituary in the Savannah Morning News described him as a father of six who loved cooking ribs, building houses, shooting bottles, “popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph,” and more than anything else, “the ladies.”

The obituary stated:

“Freddie adored the ladies. And they adored him. There isn’t enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie’s past. There isn’t enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude). He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy’s. He got married when he was 18, but it didn’t last. Freddie was no quitter, however, so he gave it a shot two more times. It didn’t work out with any of the wives, but he managed to stay friends with them and their parents.”

The obituary went on to state that McCullough “hated vegetables and hypocrites.”

“Freddie was killed when he rushed into a burning orphanage to save a group of adorable children. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories,” the obituary read.

It’s clear to everyone that McCullough was someone that we all would have loved to meet! You can read his full obituary here.

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