A couple went out golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course that was surrounded by multi-million dollar houses. When they got to the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix!”
When the wife teed up, she hit a shot that was so powerful that it crashed through a window of the biggest house on the course!
“I told you to watch out for the houses!” the husband said as he cringed. “All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.”
Overcoming their nerves, the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door, quickly hearing a voice from inside say, “Come in.” When they got in the house, the husband and wife saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
“Are you the people that broke my window?” asked the man who owned the house.
“Uh, yeah. Sorry about that,” the husband replied.
“No, actually I want to thank you,” the homeowner said. “I’m a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You’ve released me! I’m allowed to grant three wishes, and I’ll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself.”
“Wow, great!” the husband exclaimed. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!”
“No problem. It’s the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said to his wife.
“I want a house in every country of the world!” she said.
“Consider it done!” the genie responded.
“And what’s your wish genie, now that you’re finally free?” asked the husband.
“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years,” the genie said. “My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
“Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey,” the husband said to his wife. “I guess I don’t care.”
The genie took the wife upstairs and made passionate love to her for two hours. Afterwards, he rolled over and asked her, “How old is your husband anyway?”
“38,” she replied.
“And he still believes in genies? That’s amazing!“
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