A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to make you laugh!
I was walking down the street one day when I was accosted by a dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. After I pulled out my wallet and took out ten dollars, I asked,”If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked.
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man responded. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked.
“Are you NUTS!” the homeless man replied. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!”
“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was shocked by this, as he was not expecting it.
“Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?” he asked.
I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.”
LOL! How perfect is that?! Husbands everywhere are sure to get a kick out of this joke!
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