A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to make you laugh this week.

A man took his nagging wife on vacation to Jerusalem. During their time there, the wife passed away.

“You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $150,” the undertaker told the husband.

After thinking about it for a few minutes, the man decided that he would just have her shipped home for $5000.

“Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 ?” the undertaker asked him.

The man responded, “Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead…I just can’t take that chance.”

LOL!

Another viral joke is about a biker who was driving on the beach when suddenly the sky formed clouds above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “You have been very faithful to me, so I will grant you one wish.”

Stunned by this, the biker pulled over and said, “Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want!”

“Your request is materialistic,” the Lord replied. “Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean! The amount of concrete and steel it would take to build! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”

After thinking about it for a long time, the biker said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly, truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

HA!