The small Colorado community of Indian Hills may be tiny, but they’ve got a lot of wit. Vince Rozmiarek is a volunteer at the community center. His signs, full of puns and humor has been garnering a lot of attention that began about six years ago.

He put up the first billboard to remind residents to mind their speed. However, he knew that a simple “Slow Down” on the sign wouldn’t cut it. So he came up with a plan that has turned into a hilarious journey.

Check out the list below for some of his greatest hits!

1. This is definitely not a very neighborly thing to do.

2. This is why you never want to steal someone’s medication.

3. Who say work can’t get done in the kitchen.

4. Raise your hand if Canada Dry used to be your favorite drink of choice.

5. Oh, Patchy the Pirate

6. Maybe he’d prefer to do thyme.

7. I think I’d prefer turkey.

8. As if puns weren’t enough, how about some sarcasm.

9. You can tell he’s a middle aged dad just by reading his signs.

10. This brings a fear of heights to a whole new level.

11. And now he’s being accused of fabricating the whole thing.

12. Well that’s going to make it difficult to get anywhere.

13. What a spirit lifter.

14. At least his billboards aren’t an eyesore.

15. How many puns can one guy come up with?

16. There’s no skirting around this issue.

17. Who doesn’t love carbs?

18. Is it time to get into the holiday spirit already?

19. Well, now we know where he comes up with them.

20. A woman definitely didn’t come up with this one.

21. Some people call them scanners.

22. I never looked at plants that way before.

23. This guy will never get out punned.

24. She’s probably afraid you’ll embarrass her with a bad pun.

25. Yep, this one was definitely created by men.

26. Don’t quit yet, we’re almost to the end.

27. This is way better than a 50% off sign.

28. Well this just got awkward.

29. The cycle is almost over so hang in there.

30. This really is the last one.

What do you think of these signs? Pretty clever! If you got a kick out of them, be sure to share them with your family and friends.

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