A couple was laying in bed one night after a long day. They had been married for nearly 50 years and so getting a good night’s rest was the most important thing on their minds.

So, when the woman felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in a very long time, she was pleasantly surprised. It almost tickled as his fingers ran down her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He caressed her shoulder and neck and worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. Then he placed his hand on her inner arm and worked down her side gently smoothing over her buttocks and down to her leg to her calf.

Next, he proceeded to gently rub up her thigh stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued the same motion on her right side. Suddenly, he stopped, rolled over, and became silent.

The woman had become quite aroused by his caresses and asked, “Honey that was wonderful? Why did you stop?” Much to her dismay, he replied, “Because I found the remote.”

I’ll bet you didn’t see that coming! Be sure to share this funny story with your family and friends. We all enjoy a good laugh from time to time.