A couple who had been married for thirty years decided to go see a therapist for counseling. When the therapist asked them what the problem in their marriage was, the wife went on a rant about every issue they have had in the years since they got married.
The wife went on and on about neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, and loneliness. She said that her husband made her feel unloved and unlovable, and went through a laundry list of unmet needs that she had.
After hearing what the wife had to say, the therapist got up and told her to stand. He proceeded to passionately kiss her as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.
The wife immediately shut up afterwards and sat down with a dazed look on her face. The therapist turned to her husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
The husband responded, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”
LOL! How perfect is that?!
This joke serves as a reminder that though marriage is hard, it’s important to find laughs in it when we can. Any husband and wife will be able to relate to this hilarious story! I will definitely have to show this one to my own wife, as I know she will get a big kick out of it.
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