A 71-year-old man was enjoying a drink at a Chicago bar when a 19-year-old woman entered and sat down just a few seats away from him. The blonde was extremely attractive and the man just couldn’t seem to take his eyes off of her.
After a bit, she notices him staring and decides to approach him. Before the man can apologize, the young woman slides up next to him, looks him deep in the eyes, and begins speaking in a sultry tone.
“I’ll do anything you like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. It doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game,” she says. “I want $100 and there’s one more condition.”

Completely stunned the man asks her what the condition is. “You have to tell me what to do in just three words,” says the young woman. The man takes a few minutes to think before replying.
After thinking for a minute he whips out his wallet, hands her ten – ten dollar bills and says, “Paint my house.”

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