A little boy went to his priest and confessed. He said, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks the boy’s name and the little boy tells his name.

Next, the priest asks who the girl was that he was with. The little boy explains that he doesn’t want to ruin the girl’s reputation so he isn’t willing to reveal her identity.

The priest gives the boy four names and asks if that was the girl, but each time he mentions a name, the boy repeats that he cannot name her.

Finally, the priest tells the young man, “You’re very tight lipped and I admire that. But you have sinned and you have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.”

The little boy walks back to his pew and sits next to his friend. The friend leans over and asks, “What’d you get?”

The little boy leans over to his friend and replies with a smile, “Four months vacation and five good leads!”

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