When this woman called her husband while he was at the golf club, she thought she had the best husband in the world! If she knew what was really happening, however, she would be stunned!
A bunch of men were in the club locker room when a cellphone on a bench started to ring. A man immediately activated the hands free speaker function and starts to talk as the rest of the room listens.
MAN: Hello?
WOMAN: Honey, it’s me! Are you still at the club?
MAN: Yes.
WOMAN: I am at the shopping mall and just came upon a gorgeous leather coat that only costs $1,000. Can I buy it?
MAN: Yes, if you like it, you can buy it.
WOMAN: I also went to the Porsche dealership and looked at all the newest models. I really liked on of them…
MAN: How much is it?
WOMAN: $200,000.
MAN: Alright, but if we’re going to pay that much, I want all the options with it.
WOMAN: Yay! Just one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market for $950,000.
MAN: Put in an offer for $900,000 and they will most likely take it. If not, we’ll throw in the extra $50,000.
WOMAN: Alright! Can’t wait to see you later, I love you so much!
MAN: Bye, I love you too!
As soon as the man hangs up, everyone in the locker room is staring at him in utter shock. The man turns to them and asks, “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
LOL!
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