Joe had suffered from headaches for over 20 years and finally decided he couldn’t take it any more. He gave up and went to the doctor to see if he could get something to treat the headaches.
The doctor examined Joe and told him that he could cure his headaches, but he would have to be castrated. The doctor explained that Joe had a rare condition that caused his testicles to press against his spine and cause severe headaches. The only way to relieve the pressure would be to remove his testicles.
Joe couldn’t believe what he had heard. He was shocked and depressed, but felt like he had no choice but to undergo the surgery. It would cost him $15,000, but he agreed to the surgery.
After the surgery, Joe left the hospital without a headache for the first time in 20 years. Still, Joe felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
To try to cheer himself up, he saw a men’s clothing store and decided a new suit might be just the thing to cheer him up. Joe entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”
The salesman replied, “Let’s see, size 44 long.”
Joe laughed, “That’s right! How did you know?”
The elderly tailor looked at him and replied that he had been in business for 60 years. Joe tried the suit on and it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked if he’d like a new shirt to go with the suit.
Joe thought that would be a good idea, so the tailor eyed Joe and said, “Let’ see, 34 sleeves and a 16 1/2 neck.”
Right again, the shirt fit Joe perfectly. Finally, the tailor asked Joe if he’d like a new pair of underwear to top off his new outfit. “Sure!” said Joe.
The salesman looked Joe over and said, “With 60 years of experience, you’re a size 36.”
Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I finally got you. I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18-years-old.”
The elderly tailor shook his head and replied, “You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!”
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