You can’t make this stuff up.

The parents of a bride and groom in India ran off and eloped ahead of their kids’ February wedding. Their families are now ready to call the whole thing off, according to the Times of India.

What. The. Hell.

The bride’s father and groom’s mother reportedly went missing about 11 days ago. The father, a textile salesman, vanished from his home in Surat city and the mother was last seen at home in Navsari.

Their families reported them missing, though they suspect that it’s more likely they rekindled a childhood romance and eloped.

Interesting that this was their first conclusion.