A joke about animals is going viral this week, and it’s sure to bring a smile to your face!

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat all die and go to Heaven. When they get there, the three animals come face to face with God, who asks them what they believe in.

“I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master,” the German Shepherd said.

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”

“I believe in the love, care and protection of my master,” the Doberman replied.

Ah,” God said to him. “You may sit to my left.”

“And what do you believe in?” God then asked the cat.

The cat responded, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

LOL! How perfect is that?! All cat owners will know just how true this joke rings!

Another joke about a dog who was lost in the jungle is also making the rounds. The dog was spotted by a lion, who thought “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.”

The dog panicked as he saw the lion dart towards him, but then he saw some bones next to him and got an idea. The dog loudly exclaimed, “mmm…that was some good lion meat!”

The lion stopped dead in his tracks and said to himself, “Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can.”

A monkey watched this entire scene unfold from high up in the trees. The monkey realized that he could benefit from telling the lion what really happened, as he might then get something back in return.

The lion was furious when he heard that he had been duped, and he told the monkey, “get on my back, we’ll get him together.”

The two charged the dog, who panicked once again upon realizing that the lion had figured out what he did. Thinking fast, the dog came up with another idea to save himself.

“Where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago…” he screamed loudly.

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