A pastor was participating in a wedding rehearsal when the groom walked up to him with an offer that was out of the ordinary.

“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you change the wedding vows,” the groom said. “When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor, and obey, forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.”

The groom slipped a $100 bill to the pastor and walked away thinking that he had accomplished his goal.

The wedding day finally came around, and it came time for the bride and groom to exchange their vows. The pastor then made eye contact with the groom and said, “will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman as long as you both shall live?”

The stunned groom looked around in a panic and managed to say a small, “Yes.”

Infuriated, the groom leaned over to the pastor and whispered, “I thought that we had a deal!”

The pastor slipped the $100 bill back to the groom and fired back, “She made me a much better offer.”

LOL! How perfect is that?!

We’re guessing this bride will always be one step ahead of her groom throughout their marriage!

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