A hilarious religious joke is going viral this week, and it’s sure to have you laughing out loud!

An argument had been going on between Jesus Christ and Satan for days, and God was getting tired of it.

“Cool it,” God finally said. “I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job.”

Jesus and Satan each took a seat at their keyboards and started typing fast. The two moused, did spreadsheets, wrote reports, sent emails, made cards, and did every other computer task. Ten minutes before their time was up, however, a flash of lighting went across the sky. Thunder clapped, rain poured, and the electricity went out.

Satan stared at his blank computer screen and cursed in anger, while Jesus simply sighed. Finally, the electricity came back on and their computers restarted.

Satan went into panic mode as he frantically searched, screaming, “It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!” As this was happening, Jesus started printing  out everything he had worked on for the last two hours.

Satan was livid when he saw this, and he got even angrier.

“Wait!” Satan yelled. “He cheated, how did he do it?”

With a shrug of his soldiers, God said, “Jesus saves.”

LOL! How perfect is that?! While religion is very serious, it’s also important to have some fun with it every once in awhile! God granted us a sense of humor for a reason!

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