A hilarious joke about a Navy sailor and an Air Force guy is making the rounds of the internet, and it’s sure to bring a smile to your face!

A Navy sailor pulled into a town so late at night that every hotel room was taken. Walking into one motel, the sailor asked the manager, “You’ve got to have a room somewhere. Or even just a bed, I don’t care where.”

“Well, I do have a room with one occupant, an Air Force guy,” the manager replied. “He might be happy to split the cost, but to be completely honest, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure if it would be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” said the exhausted Navy man. “I’ll take it.”

The next morning, the manager was stunned when the sailor came down to breakfast looking very refreshed.

“How’d you sleep?” the manager asked.

“Never better,” replied the sailor.

Surprised by this, the manager asked, “no problem with the other guy snoring?”

“Nope, I shut him up in no time,” said the Navy guy.

“How’d you manage that?” asked the incredulous manager.

“He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” the sailor said. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, ‘Good night beautiful.’ He then sat up all night watching me.”

LOL! The Navy sailor definitely got the best of the Air Force guy in this one!

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