An old geezer, bored with his retirement, decides to open a medical clinic. He puts up a sign out front that says, “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor “Young” was quite certain that the old geezer didn’t know a thing about medicine and thought going in for a visit would be a great way to get $1,000, so he went for a visit.

He explained to Dr. Geezer that he had lost all of his taste in his mouth and asked if he could help. Dr. Geezer ordered his nurse to bring him medicine from box 22 and put three drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.

Dr. Young gagged and replied, “This is gasoline!” To which Dr. Geezer informed him that he had been cured and told him he owed him $500 for his services.

Still determined that Dr. Geezer doesn’t know what he doing, Dr. Young goes back a few days later and tells Dr. Geezer that he’s lost his memory. Dr. Geezer orders the nurse to bring medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient’s mouth.

Dr. Young immediately says, “Oh, no you don’t. That’s gasoline.” Dr. Geezer replies, “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Angrier than ever after having lost $1,000, Dr. Young leaves and comes back a few days later to try to get his money back. Dr. Young explains that his vision is weak and he can barely see a thing.

Dr. Geezer replies, “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s your $1,000 back.” Dr. Geezer hands him a $10 bill and Dr. Young replies, “But this is only $10!” Dr. Geezer immediately tells him that he’s cured him and his vision is back so he owes him another $500.

Moral of the story – Just because you’re “young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “geezer.” Be sure to share this funny story with your family and friends. Yet another reason why we need to respect our elders!