There’s nothing like a funny joke to brighten up your day, and this one will certainly do just that!

An elderly man from Italy went to his local parish to ask his priest if he would hear his confession.

“Of course, my son,” the priest told him.

“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her,” he said.

“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.

“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted,” the old man continued.

“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk – you would have suffered terribly at their hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” the priest told him.

“Thanks, Father,” the elderly man said. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

The old man asked him, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”

LOL! How perfect is that?!

I have to say that this joke really cracked me up! If it made you laugh too, be sure to SHARE this story so your friends and family can see this as well!

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