A hilarious joke is going viral about a man who was in the hospital, and it’s sure to bring a smile to your face!
A man was laying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask when a young student nurse walked in and gave him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,”‘ the man mumbled from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
The young nurse was embarrassed when she heard this question, so she responded, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
Clearly struggling, the man said, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
The nurse feared that the man would elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, so she pushed through her embarrassment and pulled back the covers. She then raised up his hospital gown, held his manhood in one of her hands and gripped his testicles in the other.
After examining the testicles closely, she said, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulled off his oxygen mask, looked right at the nurse, and smiled. He then said very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are – my – test – results – back?”
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