If you’re feeling down today, check out the joke below and you’ll have a smile on your face in no time!

A big old pecan tree stood just inside a cemetery fence on the outskirts of town. Two boys filled up a bucket of nuts one day and sat down next to the tree out of sight and proceeded to divide up the nuts.

“One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one of the boys, and a few nuts dropped and rolled down the fence.

Meanwhile, another boy drove up on his bicycle and thought he heard voices by the tree. As he slowed down, he heard a voice say, “One for you, one for me, one for you, One for me…”

Realizing what it was, the boy jumped on his bike and rode away. Around the corner, the boy came upon an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

“Come here quick,” said the boy, “you won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”

“Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk,” the man said, but when the boy insisted, the elderly fellow made his way towards the cemetery.

When he got to the fence, he heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.”

“Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord…” the old man whispered to the boy.

The two were shaking with fear, but they looked through the fence and could not see anything. Each of them held onto the iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

“One for you, one for me. That’s all.. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done….” they heard.

The old man managed to get a half mile lead before the boy passed him on his bike!