A man is going for an afternoon walk when he sees a sign in front of a house that says, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Curious, the man goes up to the house and rings the doorbell.

The owner of the home answers the door and explains that the dog is in the backyard. He goes to the backyard and sees a black mutt, so he walks up to the dog and says, “You talk?”

“Sure do,” the dog replies. “I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and wanted to help the government.” He goes on to explain that he informed the CIA about his gift and they sent him jetting around the world.

He would sit in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one ever expected a dog to be eavesdropping. He was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But jetting around made him tired, so he decided to find an easier job and settle down.

The dog said he got a job at the airport to do undercover security work and mostly wandered around near suspicious characters. He uncovered some incredible things and was awarded several medals.

The dog explained that he now has a wife and several puppies and just retired. Amazed, the man goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

The owner replies, “Ten dollars.”

The guy can’t believe what he’s hearing and asks why he’s selling the dog so cheap. “Cause he’s a liar,” the man replied. “He didn’t do any of that stuff!”

Hilarious! Hope you enjoyed a good laugh and be sure to share it with family and friends.