A joke about a talking dog is going viral this week, and it’s sure to have you on the floor laughing!

A man was out for a walk one day when he noticed a sign out in front of a house that read, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Curious about this, the man rang the doorbell and spoke to the owner, who told him that the dog was in the backyard.

The man then walked into the backyard, only to find a black mutt sitting there.

“You talk?” he asked.

“Sure do,” the dog replied.

“Sooo, what’s your story?” the man asked him.

“Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping,” the dog said. “I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.”

“The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in,” the dog continued. “I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The man was astonished to hear his story, so he went back to the owner and asked how much he wanted for him.

“Ten dollars,” the owner replied.

“This dog is amazing,” the man said. “Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Cause he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!!” said the owner.

LOL! How perfect is that?!