A hilarious joke is going viral today that is sure to bring a smile to your face!
A mafia Godfather was furious to learn that Guido, his bookkeeper of 20 years, had cheated him out of $10 million. The Godfather had hired Guido because he was deaf, meaning that he assumed that he could never hear anything and could therefore never testify against him in court.
The Godfather went to confront Guido about the missing $10 million along with his personal lawyer, who knows sign language.
“Ask him where the money is!” The Godfather told his lawyer.
“Where’s the money?” the lawyer asked Guido in sign language.
“I don’t know what you are talking about,” Guido responded.
“He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about,” the lawyer told the Godfather.
Infuriated by this, The Godfather pulled out his gun and put it to Guido’s head.
“Ask him again or I’ll kill him!” the Godfather told his lawyer.
“He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him,” the lawyer signed to him.
Trembling, Guido signed back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”
“What did he say?” the Godfather asked his lawyer.
“He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger,” the lawyer replied.
LOL! True to form, that’s one shady and crafty lawyer! Jokes like this one always crack me up and brighten up my day!
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