A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to bring a smile to your face!
A woman suffered a heart attack and died. After this happened, she met God.
“Will I die?” she asked him.
“No,” God replied. “You will live for another 40 years, 2 months, and 8 days.”
As soon as he said this, she snapped back alive. After her brush with death, she decided that she needed to make the most of her life. The woman went to a plastic surgeon and got a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She went so far as to even get surgery to change the color of her hair.
After she got her last surgery, the woman walked outside, got hit by a car, and died. As soon as she got to Heaven, she was furious as she met God once again.
“What was that?!” she asked incredulously.
“What?” God replied. “You died.”
“You said I would live another 40 years!” she responded with fury.
“Oh.” God said to her, and he proceeded to think for awhile. “I didn’t recognize you.”
HA! How priceless is that?!
This serves as a reminder that making the most of life does not mean making yourself look younger through surgery. Instead, it means spending more time with your loved ones and being the best person that you can be on the inside. It’s always nice when a joke can both make us laugh and think at the same time!
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