One evening a husband was trying to be funny and commented to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt.”
His wife, as was to be expected, wasn’t nearly amused with her husband’s humor as she was. She slept on his comment over night and came up with a good plan to get even the next day.
As her husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer the next morning while getting ready for work, a little dust could appeared when he shook out his underwear.

“What the hell is this,” he said. Then hollered at his wife. “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” He couldn’t imagine what reason she could possibly have for doing such a thing.
She laughed and replied, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s miracle grow!” I guess that’s what he gets for his Slim Fast comments.

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