Adam Sandler Debuts His ‘Quarantine Song’ on ‘The Tonight Show’

We're not totally sure if we'd pick this over "The Chanukah Song" or "Lunchlady Land," but here we are.

There is something about an Adam Sandler song that just makes things better.

The “Happy Gilmore”star recently debuted his latest hit song about life during the coronavirus, not forgetting to give a nod to essential workers and medical professionals helping everyone through the pandemic.

We’re not totally sure if we’d pick this over “The Chanukah Song” or “Lunchlady Land,” but here we are.

Check it out:

Just in case you want to sing along, the lyrics are below:

Doctors brought us into the world as babies, doctors take good care of your grandma, doctors always give you an old lollipop after hitting your knee with a hammer, nurses slap your arm till they find a good vein, they wear Crocs and they tell you the truth, nurses give you ice packs and pain medication while your doctor is smoking on the roof.

God bless Italian doctors in Italy/And all the Spanish doctors in Spain/And God bless the doctors in China/And also the Chinese doctors in America.

We gotta build some ventilators, and make some more masks, we’ve got to do it now so it all comes together, I’m teaching math to my kids and that can’t be good for America.

Stay home as much as you can, make sure to wash your hands/Make this damn thing go away, we love doctors and nurses, you’re saving lives every day.


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