‘Fuller House’ actress Lori Loughlin has notably been the face of the 2019 college admissions scandal and has pleaded not guilty to all of the charges brought against her and her husband designer Mossimo Giannulli.

The couple was indicted on a charge of conspiring to commit federal programs bribery back in October in connection with allegations that they paid $500,000 to get their daughters into the University of Southern California.

It seems that the actress has just accepted the fact that she’s probably going to be spending some time behind bars and she wants to prepare for it — which is what her daughters should have done so their mom wouldn’t be in this mess.

Anyway, Loughlin has reportedly decided to hire a prison coach.

You read that right.

According to a Radar Online report, Loughlin’s coach is teaching the future inmate prison lingo and self-defense.

No word on if he’s taught her anything about the best way to make a shiv or what the exchange rates are for cigarettes and snacks.

This whole thing is absolutely ridiculous, but let’s be real some people are just not meant for prison and if you were rich enough to hire a tutor that would prevent you from failing hard in prison — you’d probably do it.