A hilarious joke is going viral today that is sure to lift your spirits and bring a smile to your face!

A trucker walked into a truck stop restaurant and proceeded to place his order to the brand new blonde waitress.

“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards,” he said.

Not wanting to look stupid, the blonde server walked into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

“No,” the cook told her. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”

“Oh , OK!” the blonde said. Once she had thought about it for a moment, the blonde spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

“What are the beans for, Blondie?” the trucker asked.

The blonde replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”

HA! How perfect is that?!

This isn’t the only blonde joke making the rounds right now. On an airplane that was heading to New York, a flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in first class asked her to move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. When she was told to move, the blonde said, “I’m blonde and I’m beautiful. I’m going to New York, I’m not moving.”

Not knowing what to do, the flight attendant went to the cockpit to ask the pilot for assistance. He told her, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this.”

The pilot walked out into the first class section and whispered something in the blonde’s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section as she said to herself, “Why didn’t someone just say so?”

When the flight attendant asked the pilot what he said that finally got her to move, he replied, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”

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