Priest And Nun Find Themselves Stranded In A Tiny Cabin

A hilarious joke about marriage is going viral this week, and believe it or not, it centers around a nun and a priest!

A priest and a nun found themselves lost in a blizzard, and after walking for quite some time, they came upon a small cabin. Completely exhausted, the two of them decided to rest there for the night. As they prepared for bed, the priest and nun found blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.

Being a gentleman, the priest told the nun, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”

However, just when the priest had gotten zipped up and was nodding off to sleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.”

The priest proceeded to unzip the sleeping bag, get up, get a blanket and put it on her. He then got back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and started to fall asleep when he heard her say, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”

This time, the priest stayed in his sleeping bag and turned over to the nun, giving her a wink before he said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Sounds good to me,” the nun purred.

That’s when the priest yelled out, “Okay then – get up and get your own stupid blanket!”

LOL! Oh, the beauty of marriage. All married couples will relate to this one!


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