A nun was out for a walk one day when she suddenly needed to use the bathroom, so she walked into her local Hooters restaurant.

When she got inside, the nun saw that while there was music and people were dancing, the lights would turn off every once in awhile. Each time the lights turned off, the crowd erupted in cheers.

As soon as the crowd saw the nun, however, they fell deathly silent. Undeterred, the nun walked up to the bartender and asked him,  “May I please use the restroom?”

“I really don’t think you should..” he replied, do which the nun asked, “Why not?”

“Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf,” he said.

“Nonsense,” replied the nun, “I’ll just look the other way.”

The bartender pointed the nun to a door at the top of the stairs, and she walked in to use the restroom. When she came back out minutes later, the music was going and the whole place was dancing again. When everyone saw the nun, they stopped what they were doing and gave her a huge round of applause.

The nun again walked up to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” the bartender told her. “Would you like a drink?”

“But, I still don’t understand,” the confused nun said.

“You see,” the bartender said with a laugh, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?”