A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to lift your spirits and bring a smile to your face.
A man walked into the local sheriff’s department to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She left home to go shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Hmm, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
LOL! How perfect is that?!
There’s nothing like a good joke to help make us laugh and get us through the day with a positive attitude. What are some of your favorite jokes? Let us know in the comments section.
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