Hilarious Satan Joke Goes Viral

All of us know that Satan himself is no joke, but that doesn’t mean a joke ABOUT Satan can’t be funny. Now, a hilarious joke about Satan is making the rounds of the internet, and it’s sure to make you laugh hysterically!

On a sunny Sunday morning, townspeople were sitting in their church pews talking as they waited for church services to begin. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Satan appeared in the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other as they frantically tried to escape evil incarnate. In seconds, everyone had ran out of the church except for one old man who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s worst enemy was in the room. Puzzled by this, Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?

“Yep, sure do,” the elderly man replied.

“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.

“Nope, sure ain’t!” said the old man.

“Don’t you realize I can kill you with a word?” asked Satan.

“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” the old man calmly responded.

“Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?” persisted Satan.

“Yep,” came the man’s calm reply.

“And you’re still not afraid?” asked Satan.

“Nope,” the man said.

More than a little confused by this, Satan asked, “Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The elderly man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”

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