Grandfather Has Epic Response When He Is Audited By IRS

There are many things in life that are terrifying, but one of the most anxiety-inducing is the prospect of being audited by the IRS. Though most of us would find being audited to be no laughing matter, for the grandpa in this story, it was the perfect time to laugh.

When the grandfather in this story was audited, he fired back with an attorney and a plan. He then managed to flip the script on his auditor and come out laughing in the end!

It all started when the IRS auditor audited the grandpa and called him into his office. He was not surprised when the grandpa showed up with his attorney.

“Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment,” the auditor said. “Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”

“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” the grandpa replied. “How about a demonstration?”

After thinking for a moment, the auditor said, “Okay. Go ahead.”

“I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye,” the grandpa said.

The auditor once again thought for a minute and said, “It’s a bet.”

The grandpa then took out his glass eye and bit it, causing the auditor’s jaw to drop.

“Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye,” the grandpa said.

The auditor could now tell that the Grandpa isn’t blind, so he took the bet. Grandpa then took out his dentures and bit his good eye.

At this point, the auditor realized that he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. This caused him to start to get nervous.

“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asked. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”

After being burned twice, the auditor had grown cautious, but he looked carefully and decided that there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agreed again.

Standing beside the desk, the grandpa unzipped his pants, but although he strained mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ended up urinating all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor jumped with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s own attorney moaned and puts his head in his hands.

“Are you okay?” the auditor asked.

“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!”


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