Here Are 20 Genuinely Hilarious Jokes That Are Sure To Make You Laugh Out Loud

There’s nothing like a good joke to brighten up someone’s day and make them laugh. That’s why we’ve compiled twenty hilarious puns that are sure to bring a smile on your face! So scroll through these and have a good laugh on us.

  1. Today at the bank, an elderly woman asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
  2. I purchased some shoes from a drug dealer. I’m not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
  3. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.
  4. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
  5. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
  6. A lady walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian replies “They’re right behind you!”
  7. What do you call a guy who has a rubber toe? Roberto.
  8. My wife told me that I needed to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
  9. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
  10. And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”. John came fifth and won a toaster.
  11. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
  12. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
  13. My wife told me that I’m immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
  14. I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
  15. Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
  16. As I always suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  17. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path!
  18. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”
  19. I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
  20. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

What are some of your favorite puns? Let us know in the comments section.

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