A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to bring a smile to your face!

A dad was putting his 3 year-old daughter to bed by telling her a bedtime story and listening to her prayers, which ended with her saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.”

“Why did you say goodbye to your grandpa?” the father asked her.

“I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the right thing to do,” the toddler replied.

The next day, grandpa died, but the dad shook this off as an odd coincidence.

Months later, the father was listening to his daughter’s prayers again when she said, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma.” Sure enough, the next day, Grandma died.

“Holy cow,” thought her father, “this kid is in contact with the other side!”

A few more weeks went by, and the father was listening to his daughter’s prayers again when he heard her say, “God bless mommy and goodbye Daddy.”

Chills went down the dad’s spine, and he couldn’t sleep all night. He got up first thing in the morning and rushed to his office, where he sat nervously all day watching the clock. The man figured that he would be alright if he could make it to midnight, and since he felt safe in his office, he decided to remain there until that time. Finally, when the clock struck midnight, the father breathed a sigh of relief and headed home.

When he got to his house, his wife asked him, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” he replied. “I just had the worst day of my life.”

“You think you had a bad day? You’ll never believe what happened to me,” his wife said. “This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!”

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