Two young kids are in the hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other just right outside of the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid replied, “I’m in here to get my tonsils taken out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It’s a breeze.”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

And the second kids says, “Whoa! Good luck buddy! I had that done when I was born…Couldn’t walk for a year!”

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