A hilarious story is going viral this week that is sure to bring a smile to your face!

Two hillbillies were sitting at a restaurant having a nice meal when they started talking about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, the woman sitting at the table next to them started coughing uncontrollably. As she continued to cough, it became obvious to everyone that the woman was in distress.

“Kin ya swallar?” one of the hillbillies asked her, and when the woman shook her head to indicate that she could not, he asked her,  “Kin ya breathe?” As her face started to turn blue, the woman shook her head no once again.

Without hesitating, one of the hillbillies walked up to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her drawers, and gave her right butt cheek a swift lick with his tongue. The woman was so shocked by this that she had a violent spasm, which caused her food obstruction to fly out of her mouth and out of her gullet.

When the woman was breathing normally again, the hillbilly walked back to his table and said, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”

LOL! How perfect is that?! There is nothing like a good joke to bring a smile to your face and brighten up the day of everyone around you. Do you know any good jokes? If so, let us know in the comments section, and please SHARE this story so your friends and family can see this as well!

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