When you’re a pilot or a flight attendant, there is never a dull moment at work. That’s why we’ve compiled some of the funniest exchanges between pilots, flight attendants, and their passengers. Scroll through these and have a good laugh at these hilarious interactions!

1. On a Continental flight, a pilot got a little too honest with a “senior” flight attendant. The captain came over the intercom and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your Flight Attendants.”
2. After a recent flight landed, one flight attendant told her passengers, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
3. A Northwest flight just had a very bumpy landing amid thunderstorms in Memphis. Once they were on the ground, the flight attendant said, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
4. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa,” a flight attendant said. “To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
5. “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face,” another flight attendant told her passengers. “If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”
6. “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings,” a flight attendant said upon landing. “Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”
7. A pilot came over the intercom to welcome his passengers by saying, “Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best Flight Attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
8. After a particularly rough landing in Phoenix, a flight attendant told her passengers, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”
9. “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today,” a flight attendant said after landing. “And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of US Airways.”
10. After a bumpy landing in Salt Lake City, a flight attendant said, “That was quite a bump, and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the Airline’s fault, it wasn’t the Pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the Flight Attendant’s fault. It was the asphalt.”

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