This Weight Loss Joke Will Make Your Day

A hilarious weight loss joke is going viral, and it’s sure to bring a smile to your face!

A man decided that it was time for him to lose some weight, so he called a company and ordered their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, he heard a knock on the door, and standing there was an athletic, gorgeous 19 year-old girl wearing nothing but a pair of Nike sneakers and a sign around her neck.

The girl told him that she was a representative of the weight loss company that he had called, and her sign read, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

The man did not hesitate before he started running after her!

A few miles later, he finally gave up, huffing and puffing.

The girl showed up each day for the next four days, and the same thing happened each time. Finally, on the fifth day, the man weighed himself and he found that he had lost 5Ibs, just as the company promised that he would!

He called the company the next day and ordered their 5-day/10Ibs program. The next day, there was a knock on the door, and the most beautiful woman he had ever seen was standing there wearing nothing but Reebok sneakers and a sign around her neck that read “If you catch me, you can have me.”

The man didn’t think twice before running after her, but she was in such good shape that he could not catch her. The same thing happened the next four days, and when he weighed himself on the fifth day, he found he had lost the ten pounds as promised.

He then called the company and ordered their 7-day/25Ibs program.

“Are you sure?”the representative asked him. “This is the most rigorous program we offer.”

“Yes,” the man said emphatically. “I haven’t been in this good shape in years.”

The next day, the man heard a knock on his door and opened it to find an enormous muscular man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read, “If I catch you, you are mine.”

The man lost 33 pounds that week.


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