A hilarious joke about marriage and hypnotism is going viral this week, and it will definitely make you laugh!

A wife came home one day and told her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”

The husband was incredulous by this news, and he asked, “No more headaches? What happened?”

“Carla referred me to a hypnotist,” the wife responded. “He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.’ It worked! The headaches are all gone.”

“You know, you haven’t exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years,” the wife continued. “Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

The husband agreed, and went to see the hypnotist a few days later. After his appointment, he got home and immediately ripped his clothes off, picks up his wife, and carries her to their bedroom. After placing her on their bed, he said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He went into the bathroom for a few minutes, and when he came back, he made passionate love to his wife like he never had before.

“Wow! That was wonderful!” the wife said afterwards.

“Don’t move! I will be right back!” the husband said as he went back to the bathroom. When he returned, round two was even better than the first one! It was so good that the wife’s head was spinning afterwards.

“Don’t move, I’ll be right back!” the husband said, running into the bathroom again. This time, his wife followed him and came upon him looking in the mirror and saying, “She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife.”

The husband’s funeral service will be on Sunday.

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