A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to make you smile! I have to say that this one had me rolling on the floor laughing!

A husband was doing yard work after a storm as his wife was preparing to shower. When he realized that he could not find the rake, the husband yelled up to his wife, “Where’s the rake?”

The wife could not hear her husband, so she shouted back to him, “What?”

The husband pointed to his eye, then pointed to his knee, then made a raking motion. The wife still was not sure what he meant, so she once again yelled, “What?”

The husband repeated the gestures: “EYE KNEE THE RAKE.”

Finally, the wife motioned to her husband that she understood him. She pointed to her eye, then she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her butt, and finally to her crotch. The husband had no idea what she meant. Frustrated, he walked into the house and headed upstairs to talk to her.

“What the hell was that?” the husband asked her.

The wife replied, “EYE – LEFT TIT – BEHIND – THE BUSH.”

LOL! How perfect is that?!

There’s nothing quite like a good joke to have a chuckle to. It can brighten up not only your day, but that of your family and friends as well! What are some of your favorite jokes that you’ve heard? Let us know in the comments section, and SHARE this story so your friends and family can see this as well!

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