A thought provoking joke is going viral right now that is sure to make you giggle!

An atheist decided to go for a walk in the woods on one fine day.

“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” the atheist said to himself as he walked.

He ended up walking alongside a river when he heard a rustling sound in the bushes behind him. When he looked to see what it was, he was horrified to see a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him. The atheist ran up the path as fast as he could, but he saw that the bear was gaining on him.

Eventually, the atheist tripped and fell on the ground. He desperately tried to roll over to pick himself up, but the bear quickly dove on top of him. The bear reached for him with his left paw as he held up his right one to hit him.

“Oh my God!” the atheist cried out.

As soon as he said this, the bear froze and time stopped. A bright light shined down on the atheist and a booming voice came out of the sky.

“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident,” the voice said. “Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked up at the light and replied, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” the voice said in response.

The light then went out and time continued. The bear dropped his right paw, put both his paws together, and bowed his head.

The bear then said, “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

Recommended
Join the Discussion

COMMENTS POLICY: We have no tolerance for messages of violence, racism, vulgarity, obscenity or other such discourteous behavior. Thank you for contributing to a respectful and useful online dialogue.

Subscribe
Notify of
0 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
More Stuff