Two immigrants decided to come to the United States and are just getting ready to get off the boat when one of them turns to the other and says,” I hear that people of this country actually eat dogs.”

Looking disgusted, her companion replies, “Odd, but if we are going to live in America, we might as well do as Americans do.”

So when the two get off the boat they see a hot dog vendor nearby. They quickly walk over to the cart to get a taste of the American dog. “Two dogs please,” says one of the women.

The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter to the women.

The women excitedly hurry to a nearby bench and begin to unwrap their “dogs.” One of them opens her foil and begins to blush. Staring at the food inside the foil wrapper she turns to her friend and says, “What part did you get?”

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