Doctor Tells Elderly Man To Take Sperm Count For Physical – Gets Surprising Response
A hilarious joke is going viral this week that is sure to brighten up your day!
An 85 year-old man was just told by his doctor that he needed a sperm count for his next physical. Handing the man a jar, the doctor told him, “Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”
The elderly man arrived back at the doctor’s office the next day and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the day before. The doctor was surprised by this, so he asked the man what happened.
“Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing,” the man said. “Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.”
“We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing,” the 85 year-old continued.
“You asked your neighbor?” the incredulous doctor asked.
The elderly man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”
This joke made me laugh so hard, and I did not see it going the direction that it ended up in! SHARE this story so your friends and family can see this as well!