For an older, single person getting back into the dating game can be intimidating and scary. It’s important to stay open to others and not judge them too quickly. When you hear this funny story about one elderly woman, you’ll know just how funny the dating game can really be.

This story tells of a 70-year-old widow and her experience with beginning to date again. Be sure you read the entire story and wait until you read the punch line. You won’t regret reading it to the very end.

The woman had decided that it was time for her to marry again so she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The very next day her doorbell rang. She ran to the door in anticipation, but much to her dismay she saw a gray-haired gentleman who was definitely in her age category, but he was in a wheelchair and had no arms or legs.

She looked down at him with frustration and said, “You’re not really going to ask me to consider you, are you? Just look at you, you have no legs!”

The man smiled and replied, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

The woman, still frustrated with the man sitting in front of her replied, “You don’t have any arms either!”

“Therefore, I can never beat you!” he replied with yet another smile.

She raised an eyebrow, loosening up a little to the man sitting in front of her, and asked intently, “Are you still good in bed?”

Without hesitating the man leaned back in his wheelchair, flashed her a beaming smile, and said, “I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”

Be sure to share this joke with your friends and help them get a good laugh!